Hello from jersey

[CallSignOWL]

Hello! (hello) My name is Joe (Hi JOE!) I have a house (nice house) Two kids and one spouse. I work (where do you work?) in a button factory. One day (was it Tuesday?) my boss came up to me and said, 'HEY JOE! ARE YA BUSY?!" I said no. He said, "push this button with your left elbow!"

[Leslie H]

Hi Joe, could you tell us a little more about yourself, so you can be given access? There's a sample intro sticky in this forum.